MAY. 7, 2016
NEW ARCHIVE ADDITIONS...
2016-05-07 - SCDC vs. Confluence Crush, Demolition City @ Matteson Tri-Plex


HEY LOOK!

--jeff h

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APR. 20, 2016
HOLY SHIT! HAS IT SERIOUSLY BEEN OVER A YEAR?!

Worry not. My site is still [somewhat] active. Major changes coming to the site this year. Be prePAAAAAAAARED!

Toadies is still a great band.
--jeff h

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MAR. 25, 2015
NEW ARCHIVE ADDITIONS...
2015-03-21 - SCDC vs. Nashville Rollergirls @ Matteson Tri-Plex
2015-02-21 - SCDC vs. ARRG, SCDC-STLGK Mashup Bout @ Matteson Tri-Plex
2015-02-13 - Jess's Birthday Party @ Mariachi's, Escapades
2015-02-08 - Doris's 80th Birthday @ Grand Something
2015-02-07 - Amy's SECOND 29th Birthday Party @ Timothy's


And the reason I know it's the 25th is because my milk goes bad ... yesterday.

So I'm still bad at updating this thing. But nobody is reading this anyway. Cheers!

We've been over this: I'm cultivating MASS.
--jeff h

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JAN. 1, 2015
NEW ARCHIVE ADDITIONS...
2014-12-31 - New Year's Eve @ Big Daddy's
2014-12-25 - Christmas @ Multiple
2014-12-13 - Visiting Family @ Jefferson Barracks
2014-11-29 - A Visit From The Browns @ Our Place
2014-11-22 - Birthday Drinks @ Brewskeez
2014-11-17 - SCDC Practice @ Great Skate
2014-11-16 - Kallestad-Nowak-Emerick Family @ Lindenwood University
2014-11-08 - SCDC Awards Party @ Peg's House


And so begins the year of Back To The Future 2. I never thought I'd see the day. Well not really. But I'm still waiting for the flying cars and hoverboards.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT! I am looking to book A LOT of photos this year. My resolution is to work on what I love to do so that I don't have to hate my day job as much. If you need photos, throw a message my way and let's make some art!

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE...
--jeff h

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NOV. 10, 2014
NEW ARCHIVE ADDITIONS [that have been up for weeks and i'm just now telling you about]...
2014-11-02 - Tommy O***** @ Creve Couer Park
2014-11-01 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2014-10-25 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2014-10-12 - Birthday Karaoke @ The Engine Room
2014-10-04 - The Browns @ St. Louis Zoo

Also added some new images to my Portfolio page and my Selected Wedding Work page. Check it out and validate me.

Oh, and again again again, check out my SoundCloud page at www.soundcloud.com/iaremoronsounds and let me know what you think. Seriously, let's make music that sounds better than this.

CAL! I'M IN ONE OF THESE BOXES! FIND ME!
--jeff h

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SEP. 1, 2014
NEW ARCHIVE ADDITIONS [that have been up for weeks and i'm just now telling you about]...
2014-08-17 - WFTDA D2 Tournament @ Duluth Entertainment Convention Center
2014-08-16 - WFTDA D2 Tournament @ Duluth Entertainment Convention Center
2014-08-15 - WFTDA D2 Tournament @ Duluth Entertainment Convention Center
2014-08-14 - WFTDA D2 Tournament @ Duluth Entertainment Convention Center
2014-08-04 - The Weidmans @ Watershed Park

Finally have all this stuff online. Tonight is the night I clean off my desktop and get back to more important things, like remembering to eat dinner. Speaking of which...

Oh, and again, check out my SoundCloud page at www.soundcloud.com/iaremoronsounds and let me know what you think. Seriously. Listen, I want people to play with.

There's more than one Gary King. IKNOWWHATIFUCKINGSAID!
--jeff h

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AUG. 2, 2014
NEW ARCHIVE ADDITIONS [that have been up for weeks and i'm just now telling you about]...
2014-07-25 - The Reagans @ Mojo's
2014-07-21 - SCDC Practice @ Great Skate
2014-07-17 - Vegas 2014! @ Las Vegas
2014-07-16 - Vegas 2014! @ Las Vegas
2014-07-15 - Vegas 2014! @ Las Vegas
2014-07-14 - Vegas 2014! @ Las Vegas
2014-07-13 - Vegas 2014! @ Las Vegas
2014-07-02 - Staycation With Heather @ Turtle Park

Nothing fantastic. Just a bunch of personal stuff. Not many events. I need to update my portfolio page, and I'm working on some other collections that can be found in the "ABOUT" section. I'm also going to produce some more segments of Midnight Coffee. Check it out.

Also getting back into writing/recording again. Check out my SoundCloud page at www.soundcloud.com/iaremoronsounds and let me know what you think. Seriously. Listen, I want people to play with.

Jabba, this is your last chance: free us ... or DIE!
--jeff h

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JUL. 6, 2014
NEWS ARCHIVE ADDITIONS...
2014-06-28 - St. Chux Derby Chix vs. Demolition City @ Soldiers & Sailors Memorial Coliseum
2014-06-16 - SCDC Practice @ Great Skate

I'm getting really bad at updating the updates page. Well here is an update. BOOM. (Yeah, I'm so lazy that I didn't type anything new.)

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHECK-CHECK IT OUT!
--jeff h

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JUN. 11, 2014
NEWS ARCHIVE ADDITIONS...
2014-06-08 - STL B-Keepers vs. Denton County Outlaws @ House of Quad
2014-06-07 - STL B-Keepers vs. Dallas Deception @ Mid Cities Skateland
2014-06-07 - SCDC vs. Dallas Derby Devils @ Mid Cities Skateland
2014-06-01 - Brewhaha @ AT&T Wireless Arena
2014-05-31 - Brewhaha @ AT&T Wireless Arena

I'm getting really bad at updating the updates page. Well here is an update. BOOM.

Mandy is a fool. Ride with me.
--jeff h

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MAY 9, 2014
NEWS ARCHIVE ADDITIONS...
2014-05-03 - SCDC vs. Team United Roller Derby @ Matteson Square Garden
2014-04-25 - Easter Seals Crazy Bowl @ Crest Bowl
2014-04-13 - Skate To Thrill Invitational @ The Wheel
2014-04-12 - Skate To Thrill Invitational @ The Wheel
2014-04-11 - Skate To Thrill Invitational @ The Wheel
2014-03-29 - SCDC vs. Twin Cities, ARRG @ Matteson Square Garden
2014-03-27 - Dance Floor Riot @ Ballpark Village

Shit! Where to begin!? Okay, so I updated my hosting package which gives me a shit load of hosting space. I was having problems with that for a while. But now I don't have to delete archives to put up new ones! And I have reuploaded all of my old shitty photos in the archives. Or at least am in the process of. I also can receive email via jeffh@iaremoron.com. How cool is that?!

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.
--jeff h

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MAY 7, 2014
NEWS...

If the new hosting space is live, I should be able to read this message.
--jeff h

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FEB. 17, 2014
NEWS...

2014-02-15 - SCDC vs. CCRD, ARRG @ Matteson Square Garden

Ladies and dudes: I present to you my best derby photog'ing of my short career. I'm very happy [finally] to show you some good derby action. My lighting setup was perfect (except for the two flashes that had bad batteries and the strobe that wouldn't recycle), my anticipation was great (except for a few times when I had to slap myself and tell myself to stop spectating), and my editing is ... getting better. It also helps that it was two VERY good bouts. That was fucking entertaining.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE ST. LOUIS ROLLER DERBY.
--jeff h

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FEB. 5, 2014
NEWS...

2014-02-01 - SCDC vs. ORG @ Mid America Center
2014-01-27 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy

In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy, "That escalated quickly." Omaha was a buttload of fun. I believe I drunkenly laugh-declared "This is the greatest night of my life" on a few occasions. While arguable, it was certainly a good time. SCDC pulled out two wins, I challenged myself with some no flash derby photography, and the after party was quite a rager.

Cheers.
--jeff h

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JAN. 19, 2014
NEWS...

2014-01-18 - Gnome's Birthday @ Cheers
2014-01-13 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2013-12-13 - New Year's Eve @ Ocho Martin
2013-12-07 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy

Some shit went down in December. Not that any of you need to know about itTHEREISNOBODYREADINGTHIS. Things sucked for a while, and do kind of. But I'm employed, I'm not homeless, I have my health, and the support of many friends. I intend to turn this into an oppurtunity to expand my work.

Cheers.
--jeff h

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DEC. 15, 2013
NEWS...

2013-12-14 - Ugly Sweater Party @ Julia & Jamie's
2013-12-13 - Rocky XXXMas @ Blueberry Hill
2013-12-07 - Julia's Birthday @ McGurk's
2013-11-23 - Men's Wearhouse Holiday Party @ Hyatt Regency

Meh. One of those nights.
--jeff h

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NOV. 18, 2013
NEWS...

2013-11-15 - SCDC Awards Party @ Goose & Deuce's House
2013-11-01 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2013-10-26 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2013-10-25 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2013-10-21 - Model Citizen, Light Years @ Fubar
2013-10-06 - ByeBye B00b1e Party @ Julia & Jamie's House [ACCESS RESTRICTED]
2013-09-21 - Mid Rivers Eagles vs. Vikings @ Brown Road Park

Holy Hell! Where have I been!? I haven't been THAT busy. Except that I've had photo work, some private some public, every weekend for the last four weekends. It's been nice. And in the last couple weeks I've produced some of my best work. I can't wait to show you. Wait. Nobody is reading this.

Canned Coke is my cocaine.
--jeff h

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SEP. 16, 2013
NEWS...

2013-09-14 - SCDC vs. Prairieland, STLGK Mashup
2013-09-09 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2013-08-31 - Smokey Lonesome @ Chesterfield Amphitheater

TOTALLY hate my new Tamron 28-75 f/2.8. It has proven terrible for roller derby. Bah!
--jeff h

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AUG. 21, 2013
NEWS...

2013-08-17 - SCDC vs. Springfield Rollergirls @ Skateport
2013-08-12 - Hercules Premiere @ Galaxy 14 Cine
2013-08-09 - Drinks @ Ocho Martin

The Springfield trip was A LOT of fun. Like, A LOT.
--jeff h

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JUL. 21, 2013
NEWS...

2013-07-20 - Demolition City vs. St. Chux Derby Chix @ Soldiers & Sailors Memorial Coliseum
2013-07-15 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy

In my previous post I was complaining about my new lens. I think I have it under control now. Chalk it up to user error. Anyway, Keith, Barb and Brian were nice enough to cart my stank ass out to Evansville to see our St. Chux Derby Chix Hells Belles go toestop to toestop with Demolition City. And, as always, it was a total blast. Got some great shots and really enjoyed the venue. Lighting it was a lot of fun too. Really like the look I got. I need to make more derby trips. So people need to keep that in mind and offer me rides. I take up very little room and I don't fart while in the car. No seriously.

I've also determined that the two funniest people on the planet are Bill Murray and Danny McBride. Chew on that for a bit.
--jeff h

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JUL. 1, 2013
NEWS...

2013-06-29 - ARRG, STLGK vs. Florida

I really don't think this 70-200 f4 is working as well as I thought it would. Seems VERY slow at tracking my subject. Thinking of switching back to my old crappy 55-250.

WHO DAT NINJA!
--jeff h

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JUN. 18, 2013
NEWS...

2013-06-16 - A Wilhelm Scream, Such Gold, Sink The Bismark @ Fubar

There are two things I should NEVER be paid to shoot: St. Louis Blues Hockey Games, and A Wilhelm Scream. I'm too heavily invested in both to get enough good material. I yelled every word of every song during AWS's set. I was happy to see them, and I'll be ecstatic to see them again.

I can't wait to get into bed tonight.
--jeff h

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JUN. 10, 2013
NEWS...

2013-06-08 - SCDC vs. ARRG, STLGK @ Matteson Square Garden
2013-06-03 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2013-05-25 - Hutcherson Reception @ American Legion
2013-05-18 - The Scott Family @ Blanchette Park
2013-05-13 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2013-05-03 - Final Drive @ Babylon

And, as I wrote, verbatim, for my last post, I honestly feel that my latest batch of photos looks like rat piss. I was experimenting with a new lighting rig, courtesy of Danny Reise, and it gave me some good ideas. Sooooo, next derby photos will kick ass. Maybe. Probably. I don't know.

Everything I ever do will get written down and screamed back at you.
--jeff h

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APR. 28, 2013
NEWS...

2013-04-27 - SCDC vs. Southern Illinois Rollergirls @ Matteson Square Garden
2013-04-20 - Birthday Drinks @ Ocho Martin

I honestly feel that my latest batch of photos looks like rat piss. I need to upgrade some gear and get my shit out of amateur'ville.

You Bastards.
--jeff h

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APR. 19, 2013
NEWS...

2013-04-15 - Last Call, Heart To Heart @ FUBAR

That show was awesome. I felt like a dick for not staying for Forever Came Calling. I'm sure they were great. But I'm old and lame and had to work in the morning. Cheers to everyone for a good time. Sorry the turn out in STL was kinda shitty. Hopefully it doesn't deter you guys from heading back this way in the future.

I done told you to watch it with that Irkel shit.
--jeff h

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APR. 14, 2013
NEWS...

2013-04-06 - Drinks @ Spoon & Brooke's
2013-04-05 - Kate's Birthday @ Moolah Lanes
2013-04-04 - Senior Thesis Opening @ UMSL Fine Arts Building

These are few archives I posted last week, just forgot to update. Just got finished watching the Blues get shut out by Chicago. Of course you'll get shut out when you stop moving your feet after the first period. They totally shot their wad in the first. Lame..

OH NO LET'S GO.
--jeff h

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APR. 3, 2013
NEWS...

2013-03-30 - SCDC vs. OCCRG, WKRR @ Matteson Square Garden

Saturday's bout was pretty sweet. Fastest bout I've ever seen SCDC play. Great job by both teams. Cheers to everyone.

Bruce Wayne IS Batman.
--jeff h

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MAR. 24, 2013
NEWS...

2013-03-23 - Final Drive, A Lesser Hope, and more... @ Cicero's
2013-03-15 - Drinks @ Cafe Eau
2013-03-09 - Brooke's [Belated] Birthday @ Timothy's Irish Pub

Snowpocolypse has gripped St. Louis once again. The good news to you is that I sat on my fat lazy ass and worked on last night's photos all of today. My back hurts. The doctor says I need a backeotomy. Killer show last night.

Clever sign off line here.
--jeff h

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MAR. 5, 2013
NEWS...

2013-02-23 - SCDC vs. Demolition City, Confluence Crush @ Matteson Square Garden
2013-02-23 - Club Reunion @ Snibo's Bar & Grill

Sorry for the delay on all of this. Between a week of moving apartments, the flu, school work, and work work, it had to take a back burner status. I'm nearly unpacked at my new place, which, sad to say, is not nearly as nice as my old place.

We're lost like refugees.
--jeff h

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FEB. 17, 2013
NEWS...

2013-02-15 - Final Drive @ The Crack Fox
2013-01-19 - To Inflict Premiere @ Granite City Theater

I was totally off my game at this shoot. But I believe under the circumstances I still got enough for them. You don't really care about all that. You're probably here asking where are the naked chicks are.

A Party For Murderers.
--jeff h

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FEB. 12, 2013
NEWS...

2013-02-11 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2013-02-09 - Hercules Filming @ Faust Park

New setup for derby this year. Gonna look like a bowss.

Rattling Rust.
--jeff h

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JAN. 13, 2013
NEWS...

2013-01-12 - Hercules Filming @ Lifetime Media
2013-01-10 - Gateway Speed Team @ Rock n' Roll Arena

Thank god hockey is back. I was about to choke a bitch.

Core to the core.
--jeff h

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DEC. 9, 2012
[good evening i'm norm macdonald and now the fake] NEWS...

2012-12-08 - Schwartzkopf-Ward Wedding @ Hermann Hill Winery
2012-12-02 - To Inflict Filming @ World Wide Technologies
2012-12-01 - Drinks @ Sidepockets

I've spent most of the day at my computer finishing late work and extra credit for this semester. I had nachos for lunch. It was fantastic. And I'm playing hockey in a few hours. So yay.

Oh, and today is my 30th birthday. Milestone? Hardly.
--jeff h

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DEC. 5, 2012
[huey lewis and the] NEWS...

2012-11-30 - Men's Wearhouse Holiday Party @ Doubletree Hilton

As you can see I've redesigned iaremoron.com!! Check Check it! New promotional materials are in the works! Wooot! Pretty soon you are are going to see my work all over the St. Louis area in the form of flyers and annoying graffiti.

Still got some tweaking to do, but for the most part it is functional. Look for an updated portfolio page, as I have A LOT of work I want to show you all. In the mean time, head on over to my FACEBOOK page and say hi.

She said I'm better off dead.
--jeff h

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NOV. 25, 2012
New Archive Additions...

2012-11-24 - Housewarming Party @ Ocho Martin House
2012-11-17 - McGuire-Hart Wedding @ Circle S Ranch
2012-11-16 - Bruer Dinner Party @ Mandy & Leah's House
2012-11-10 - Hercules Filming @ Bangert Island

My Head hurts. But I didn't have that much to drink last night at Danny and Nick's housewarming. So whatever. Firepit jumping was fun. A domestic dispute next door was NOT fun, but it was interesting to watch. Kudos to the guys at Ocho Martin. It was fun.

Lunchtime Mofo.
--jeff h

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NOV. 7, 2012
New Archive Additions...

2012-11-04 - Weekend Tour With Anchors @ Bar Eleven
2012-11-03 - Weekend Tour With Anchors @ Blue Star Cafe
2012-11-02 - Weekend Tour With Anchors @ Thee Parkside

Holy effing spit. What a trip that was. I was lucky enough to fly out to California to meet up with one of my BFFs and his amazing band ANCHORS, AND the incomparable HEARTSOUNDS, for a three day tour. I could not have been so lucky to spend all that time with such great people. None of us wanted to come home.

OHMYGOD INWARDSINGING.
--jeff h

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OCT. 27, 2012
New Archive Additions...

2012-10-26 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2012-10-19 - MRDA Meet & Greet @ The Warehouse
2012-10-11 - Drinks & Songs @ Gashouse Bar & Grill

Catching up on photos from the last couple weeks. I've been using the term "put it on the backburner" for quite a few weeks. I do apologize to anyone who has lost patience with me. Today is the day I get caught up.

Rocky Horror is BACK at the Tivoli. Get there and watch me yell and drink and get naked.

What's for dinner?
--jeff h

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