JAN. 22, 2012
New Archive Additions...
2012-01-04 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Been bored. Lets shoot together.
Dinner is in the oven.
--jeff h
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DEC. 7, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-12-01 - Men's Wearhouse Holiday Party @ Union Station Marriott
Been doing this fun thing on Facebook where all my status updates are written on index cards in Sharpie. It's been fun so far. The photos are cross-posted to my iaremoron Blogspot. Check it out.
Stay in School.
--jeff h
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NOV. 6, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-11-05 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2011-11-04 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Thanks again to everyone who made it out to the Tivoli over the last three weekends. (I know for a fact that many people were there more than once during this run!) Fun people in weird costumes are just part of what keeps us doing this year after year. We thank you for your support and hope to see you real soon. Also many thank yous to Alan and the entire staff at the Tivoli for being such gracious and accomodating hosts. You always treat us great even though we keep you there until the wee hours of the night. The Tivoli is truely, the home of the Samurai Electricians.
All photos from 2011's run of the Rocky Horror Picture Show should now be up and available. Thanks for stopping by my site! Check out my other work and send me a note or too. You can be as dirty as you'd like (wink wink).
Castles Don't Have Phones.
--jeff h
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NOV. 2, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-10-29 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2011-10-28 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
FINALLY finished and up to date on RHPS.
I have the death sentence on 12 separate systems.
--jeff h
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OCT. 29, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-10-25 - Silent Hollow @ Cicero's
2011-10-22 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2011-10-21 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Having yet a another fun time at Rocky Horror this year. We had some really good crowds. Last nights was pretty knowledgable and quite slutty. All things I like.
Crack my head open on your kitchen floor, just to prove that I have brains.
--jeff h
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OCT. 23, 2011
For those of you expecting to see Rocky Horror photos from opening weekend at the Tivoli, they are temporarily being shown on my Facebook page until I get this hosting issue resolved. iaremoron.Com is running out of space. So I've had to purge a lot of stuff and get creative with my file compression. Anyway, head there for updates and junk.
I got the moves like Jagger.
--jeff h
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SEP. 12, 2011
Some photos of mine are featured in a review of the Sicklove show from August 6. Check it out HERE
Davey Jones. Giant Squid.
--jeff h
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SEP. 11, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-09-10 - Stop, Drop, and Roller Derby @ Midwest Sports Hockey Complex
I have no smart ass comments today. At least right now I don't. I have to get off my fat lazy ass and go play hockey now. We're going to get smoked by a team that shouldn't be in our league and then I'm going to go drink beer.
Cheers!
--jeff h
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AUG. 15, 2011
My portfolio pages need a MAJOR overhaul, and I really don't want to do that. Uggggggh.
Still working on a section of selected projects I have done over the years, too. It'll get done eventually.
--jeff h
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AUG. 14, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-08-13 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Ronnies 20
Thanks to everyone who came out for our "Preseason" shows at Ronnies in South County. You're the reason we keep doing this over and over and over and over again. And HUUUUUUUUUGE thanks to Ryan Chester and the entire staff at Ronnies for the accomodations and letting us trash thier theater.
Those of you who are new to my site, thanks for stopping by! Have a look around, check out my work, leave me a note, and inquire about my services. Anything from children's birthday parties to photos of your spouse sleeping.
--jeff h
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AUG. 13, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-08-12 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Ronnies 20
Well, The Samurai Electricians are gearing up for Halloween 2011 with two performances at Ronnies 20 Cine in South County. We're considering this our preseason. Last night was a challenge, but we fought through it and got a very good response. Lots of virgins.
Waiting for Lightroom.
--jeff h
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AUG. 9, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-08-07 - St. Chux Derby Chix Promo @ Fish's Garage
2011-08-06 - Sicklove @ The Firebird
2011-08-03 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
August has been a crazy busy month so far. Had five bookings last weekend and I'm just now putting a dent in post production. I have some great stuff to post and I need badly to update my portfolio page.
I'm taking the slow train from Philly.
--jeff h
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JUL. 24, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-07-22 - Sicklove @ Pops
2011-07-20 - BAMF! Video Shoot @ Macyn's House
Tara forced me to listen to Justin Timberlake. She'll try and deny it and say it was all my doing. Don't believe a word she says. It's all her fault that "Like I Love You" is playing in our apartment right now.
Dance Machine.
--jeff h
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JUL. 20, 2011
Holy shit! How could I have forgotten!
My UMSL project on the St. Chux Derby Chix is finally available in book form. I plan to make an online version of it here, but have a few different irons in the fire right now. Plus I tend to be so scatter brained that I can't FOCUS! Check out the book on Blurb. It's called St. Chux Derby Chix: Wheels Fishnets, Bruises, Beers. Shot COMPLETELY on film. Beat that, you bastards!
Batteries Not Included.
--jeff h
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JUL. 11, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-07-09 - SCDC vs. SRG @ Matteson Square Garden
I need better lenses. Please give me money.
--jeff h
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JUL. 6, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-06-23 - Hoola Hoopin' With Jessie @ St. Charles Boathouse
2011-06-22 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2011-06-11 - BAMF! & Parlor Knights @ The Pageant
It sure is a good thing that nobody is hanging on to my every word. I've neglected my site quite a bit. I'm on vacation all week and I figured I'd catch up on some stuff.
--jeff h
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MAY 15, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-05-14 - Sicklove @ The Firebird
2011-05-13 - Final Drive @ Maryland Heights Communtity Center
30 Rock owns me.
--jeff h
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MAY 11, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-05-07 - SCDC vs. Bleeding Heartland @ Matteson Square Garden
Toying with revamping my website.
--jeff h
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MAY 6, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-05-06 - BAMF! @ The Firebird
Check out this latest archive addition! I am running a new script on all subsequent archives which allows for a slideshow to run automatically when you click on an image. You, the user, also have the option of arrow keying through the slideshow at your will or pausing it altogether. Looks pretty nice.
Still having hosting space issues, so a lot of older archives are temporarily purged. I just burnt my knuckles on the oven. Ouuuuuuch.
--jeff h
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APR. 9, 2011
I have a YouTube channel now. I posted montage of video clips from the recent SCDC practice. youtube.com/iaremoronPhoto
--jeff h
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APR. 6, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-04-06 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Experimented with some new lighting and flash triggers for the above set of practice photos. Needs a bit of tweaking. And more POWER!!
Currently having some hosting issues. I've had to temporarily purge some of my archive. Problem will be resolved shortly. Not that it will inconvenience anybody. I mean, I know how much traffic this site gets. And I know it can't be too bothersome to too many people. My life is sham.
--jeff h
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MAR. 30, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-03-26 - Sicklove @ Pops
The St. Louis Blues just beat the Detroit Red Wings 10-3 in Detroit. I thought I'd never see the day. I'm very happy right now.
--jeff h
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MAR. 20, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-03-19 - SCDC vs. Western Kentucky @ Matteson Square Garden
I slept until 10:00am today. That hasn't happend in WEEKS!!
--jeff h
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MAR. 14, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-03-12 - BAMF! Video Shoot @ David's House
2011-03-09 - SCDC Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2011-03-04 - Final Drive @ The Brass Rail
2011-02-26 - Sicklove Promo @ Main Street
2011-02-20 - The Sudden Impact Promo @ Delmar
It's snowing. It's FUCKING SNOWING!!
--jeff h
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FEB. 16, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-02-13 - Cobra Skulls, Sink The Bismark, The Timmys @ The Firebird
--jeff h
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FEB. 6, 2011
Long time no update. Been working with more film lately. All around just haven't been shooting much. Kinda depressing actually.
I've been battling was has been said to be a ruptured disc in my back. I've been walking with a limp for the past three weeks because this disc is irritating my sciatic nerve. I'm not happy about this and have been kinda depressed. I've never been this injured for this long of a time and I'm not taking it well.
Anyway, how are all of you?!
--jeff h
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JAN. 8, 2011
New Archive Additions...
2011-01-08 - Sicklove @ Cicero's
Second go around with Sicklove. I could've done better, but I'm currently using backup equipment. Oh well, that's why it's there. The boys seem happy so I can't argue with that.
And another Facebook exclusive, three and a partial rolls of film I've shot at recent SCDC practices. Go there and check it out.
--jeff h
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DEC. 30, 2010
New Portfolio Additions...


Shaping up to be a fairly unexciting NYE for me. I hope everyone has a fun, eventful, and above all SAFE holiday. See you in 2011.
--jeff h
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DEC. 19, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-12-18 - A Dan Kelley Christmas @ Syberg's
2010-12-12 - Drinks @ Gecko, Jeremy, & Matt's
A Dan Kelley Christmas was yet another huge success. We partied hard and helped a great cause. Many cheers to Dan Kelley for his great charity work.
I just got 10 rolls of Kodak TMax in the mail. And I'm DYING to use it.
Oi to the World!
--jeff h
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DEC. 5, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-12-02 - Mens Wearhouse Holiday Party @ The Millennium
2010-12-01 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-11-17 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
And a Facebook exclusive, a whole bunch of film I've shot at recent SCDC practices. Go there and check it out.
And no, I didn't just make up that word, "Film." It's real thing. VERY real. REALLY real.
--jeff h
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NOV. 26, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-11-26 - Sicklove @ Cicero's
Sicklove was pretty damn good last night. Good bros. Good tunes. Sicklove.
--jeff h
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NOV. 7, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-11-06 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
And to recap...
2010-11-05 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2010-10-30 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2010-10-29 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2010-10-23 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2010-10-22 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Six! Count'em, SIX sold out shows for the Samurai Electricians's 2010 run of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Tivoli!! We added two shows this year and we proved ourselves once again to be St. Louis's premier RHPS shadow cast. We met a lot of great new people this year and it was easily the most fun we've had so far.
Once again, thank you all for your continued support of our insanity. Your participation and acceptance of our madness could help to warrant MORE shows, possibly in the springtime. Thank you [times infinity plus one!] to The Tivoli for having us. As Dave Livingston put it, it really says something about the Tivoli management crew, that we can completely trash such a gorgeous theater and popular St. Louis landmark, and STILL be invited back year after year.
Please email me for printing inquiries and/or image restrictions.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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NOV. 5, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-11-05 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Five shows down, one to go. I'm getting DRUNK tonight.
--jeff h
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OCT. 24, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-10-23 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2010-10-22 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Well, opening weekend was a smash success for the Samurai Electricians as we began our 2010 run of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Our streak is still alive, having sold out both of our opening weekend shows. (The insider information is that next weekend is just about sold out already.) It was great fun and now I have a Sunday off to bum around, watch Netflix, process and post. I also have some film to develop eventually, and you'll see that here as well. Full resolution files and prints are available upon request.
Kidz Bop is really funny.
--jeff h
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OCT. 17, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-10-10 - Samurai Electrician Practice @ Colin's House
2010-10-03 - Samurai Electrician Practice @ Skate Galaxy
I need to go shopping.
--jeff h
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OCT. 8, 2010
New Link...
iaremoron.blogspot.com
I've started an iaremoron blog for absolutely no reason. I think I'm going to use it to post new archive additions and maybe a photo of the day kind of thing. I'm currently working on a film project that may find it's way on there. But yeah.
I need to shoot more. I feel weighed down.
--jeff h
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OCT. 4, 2010
New Portfolio Additions...
You may have noticed the new section on my site for LINKS. If not, go there and check out the work of some of my colleagues. I have very talented friends who make me feel like I'm nowhere near good enough. Seriously. I have very talented friends.
Seriously.
--jeff h
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SEP. 25, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-09-24 - Strung Out, Rufio, & Mute @ The Firebird
I found out two hours before the show that MUTE was playing! My excitement about the show rose ten points to 110 points. MUTE is a ridiculously talented tech-punk band from Quebec. Check them the hell out NOW! The rest of the show was absolutely kick ass. I don't think you can expect anything less from bands like Rufio and Strung Out. I had an absolute blast, and DEFINITELY got some portfolio worhty shots out the show.
Going to see The Toadies tonight. I am not lucky enough to be afforded a press pass to photograph that show. Ah well. That just means I can drink more.
--jeff h
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SEP. 21, 2010
New Portfolio Additions...





My palms are sweaty. Time to give this laptop a rest.
--jeff h
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SEP. 19, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-09-18 - SCDC, ARRG, COMO Triple Threat Double Header @ Omni Sportsplex
2010-09-15 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
I LITERALLY spent all day on the 18th photos. Goddamn Adobe Lightroom for showing me the error of my ways. Now I can't post anything without editing the piss out of it. In any case, I think it's goddamn impressive that I got them processed and posted this quickly, considering there are over 500 posted.
Anyhell, great job to all you ladies who played last night. I always love to see you do your collective thing. It's incredibly entertaining and gets me quite hot and bothered. [Backspace? Hell no.]
How many more times, baby?
--jeff h
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SEP. 13, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-09-08 - SCDC Portrait @ Skate Galaxy
2010-09-04 - Diamondback Reunion @ Rustle Hill Winery
2010-09-01 - The Menzingers, Sink The Bismark, and more @ The Firebird
2010-08-29 - HDR Testing @ Creve Coeur Lake
These aren't the droids I'm looking for!
--jeff h
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AUG. 29, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-08-27 - Dollyrots, The Cliks, & Hunter Valentine @ The Firebird
2010-08-21 - SCDC Vs. Twin Cities @ Omni Sportsplex
2010-08-18 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-07-17 - SCDC Vs. Peoria Push @ Omni Sportsplex
Long time no update. It's a good thing nobody is hanging on my every word. Let alone, I don't know if anyone even reads this. So I can just say whatever I want. To take a page from Family Guy, "I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll get drunk and beat up some midgets."
I'm also doing a couple of aesthetic and functional changes to the site. You'll notice the square, symmetrical thumbnails on some of the new pages. I'm also tweeking a new script that will allow a viewer to click to the next photo in line, rather than x'ing out and clicking on a new one. Stay tuned for some unexciting stuff.
Shipping up to Boston.
--jeff h
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JUL. 21, 2010
New Portfolio Additions...

I've got a bunch to update my place folder as well.
--jeff h
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JUL. 18, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-07-17 - SCDC Vs. Peoria Push @ Omni Sportsplex
Great job last night to both St. Chux Derby Chix and the Peoria Push Derby Dames. It was great fun as always and it very much reaffirms my delight in watching female athletes beat the snot out of each other. Can't wait for more!
I'm playing hockey tonight. Haven't been on the ice in six months. Might die.
--jeff h
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JUL. 16, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-07-15 - Heartsounds @ Fubar
I say I say, Heartsounds' debut in St. Louis last night was a smashing success. I tried my damnedest to maintain a professional demeanor. But hell, I was too damn excited and into it to just stand there and shoot. It's also been a really long time since I've been really excited to see a show. I actually had to shower after the show.
Rabble Rabble Rabble!!
--jeff h
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JUL. 13, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-07-11 - Camping @ Twin Rivers Landing
2010-07-10 - Camping @ Twin Rivers Landing
2010-07-09 - Camping @ Twin Rivers Landing
These are mostly film shots in this archive. I have a new batch editing program that has some cool borders in it. I'm trying that out for the first time. Let me know what you think.
Waiting for Tara to be done with the shower.
--jeff h
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JUN. 15, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-06-12 - Jeff Testing @ Creve Couer Park
Check out what Tara and I did this evening!

Learnding is fun!
--jeff h
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JUN. 13, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-06-12 - SCDC Vs. ARRG Rookies @ Omni Sportsplex
Last night was a lot of fun. Both the St. Chux Derby Chix and the Arch Rival Roller Girls Rookies played a great match and I was thoroughly entertained (as I'm sure the hundreds of other spectators were as well). As always, can't wait for the next bout, because I just can't get enough of chicks beating the tar out of each other derby style.
How in the hell is it 4:00pm already?!
--jeff h
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MAY 27, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-05-26 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
I hate working nine to five.
No funny sign off this time.
--jeff h
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MAY 22, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-05-19 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
I need to be productive today. I also have a few social obligations to attend today. Woe is me.
Smores For Everyone!!
--jeff h
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MAY 17, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-05-15 - BAMF! CD Release Party @ Hot Topic
2010-04-28 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-21 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-18 - St. Chux Derby Chix Exhibition Bout @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-14 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-07 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-03-31 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Been TOTALLY neglecting my site lately. Though I don't think anybody is hanging by a thread on what I have to say and show. But yeah. I'm getting ready to embark on a big marketing campaign to promote my work and get some more business. I hate my day job and need to feel like I'm doing something else with my life. Soooo, yeah!
Smores For Everyone!!
--jeff h
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MAR. 20, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-03-18 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-03-17 - Dance Floor Riot @ Pop's
I feel off today.
bleh.
--jeff h
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MAR. 15, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-03-13 - Local Show @ O'Fallon VFW
2010-03-13 - Final Drive @ O'Fallon VFW
2010-03-13 - BAMF! @ O'Fallon VFW
2010-03-10 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-03-03 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
The VFW show on Saturday was effin' intense. I had a great time and got some really good stuff. My apologies to the one band [whose name I'm unsure of] that I didn't get to shoot that night. Ethyl's was calling my name. I shall try and make it up to you.
For those of you who are visiting my page for the first time, thank you for stopping by. Have a look at my portfolio and archives to see what I'm all about. I offer competitive pricing, great quality, quick turnaround, and the amount of content I deliver is better than ANYONE in St. Louis. Seriously. Mail me for more information today!
Fat man with his kids and dog, drove in through the morning fog.
--jeff h
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FEB. 27, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-02-24 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-02-17 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-02-14 - From Mars To Venus Practice @ Utopia Studios
It's really funny when I direct people to my site to see their new photos and I don't post the link. I've been slacking on updates to the archive index and the home page here. I don't think many people will notice anyway. Seth did. But that's it.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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FEB. 10, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-02-10 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Hope I remembered to shoot everyone I was supposed to shoot. And I got a new portfolio shot in this batch. This shot right here, Elizabeth looks like a bad ass!
Containing No Artificial Additives...
--jeff h
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FEB. 3, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-02-03 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Decided to play around with a few different flashes, second shutter sync, slower shutter speeds to make trails and weird ghostly patterns. Eh. Needs more work.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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JAN. 28, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-01-27 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
A new challenge this evening!! My good friend Elizabeth from the Rocky Horror cast invited me out to St. Chux Derby Chix practice to shoot some photos. The results are much to my liking. I love new stuff to shoot and I love meeting new people. So Score! I flatter myself that I could have a new "official photographer of..." title. I mean, I think they're pretty good. Let me know what you think!
Batteries Not Included.
--jeff h
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JAN. 11, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-01-10 - The Look Competition @ Sport Clips Chesterfield
Tara and I had an absolute blast shooting this event. Thank you for having us and we hope to be working with you all again. You were all very easy to work with, and Tara didn't have to smack anyone around to get them back in line. Congratulations to Amy, Cassidee, and Melissa, as well as the rest of the Sport Clips crew.
The link above will take you to the page full of proofs. If ANYONE has any issues, personal or professional, regarding their image being posted on my site, please do not hesitate to contact me and I will take the appropriate action.
High resolution files are available upon request, be it for print or your portfolio(s). I also offer printing services, as it is my day job. Just send me an email and I will get you what you need.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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JAN. 8, 2010
My 17-85mm is back from a short trip to Virginia for repairs. I have a new shoot through umbrella (only $13). And I have a nice big photo gig on Sunday. All is right in my photo world.

--jeff h
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JAN. 2, 2010
I hope everybody had a fun and safe New Years, and wish you all the best in the 12 months to come. (The well wishing only lasts for the following 12 months. You'll need to renew the wish at the end of the year.)
I never really liked Flickr. Still don't. But since my dad is now posting on Flickr I thought it might be fun to keep up with his work. So I erased my old Flickr and started a new one. I'm currently uploading some of my stuff there now. Most of it is just what you've found on my portfolio here on my site. But yeah. If you'd like to be my friend, be my guest. Just don't expect too much activity from me on there.
http://www.flickr.com/iaremoron
--jeff h
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DEC. 27, 2009
New Portfolio Additions...


My first day off in six days. All I've done today is work on photos, clean up my hardrive, backup files, and watch Flying Circus. And coming up shortly, a Blues game. How glorious.
--jeff h
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DEC. 24, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2008-12-23 - Christmas @ Grandma & Grandpa Hartsock's
2009-12-20 - BAMF! @ Jive & Wail
2009-12-20 - From Mars To Venus Practice @ Utopia Studios
2009-12-18 - Dance Floor Riot @ The Phoenix
2009-12-11 - Basement Show @ The Barn
Happy Holidays, Everybody! I'm working all through the season: Christmas Eve, Christmas morning, and Return-All-The-Shit-I-Didn't-Want Day (the 26th). Holiday pay is good though. I suppose that's my silver lining.
Many Love.
--jeff h
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DEC. 9, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-12-08 - Drinks @ The Babylon
Thank You for all the birthday wishes. This is easily better than last year's birthday. "Five is right OUT!"
--jeff h
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DEC. 6, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-11-08 - From Mars To Venus Practice @ Utopia Studios
2009-12-05 - Men's Wearhouse Holiday Party @ The Millenium
--jeff h
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NOV. 9, 2009
UPDATED Archives...
2009-10-31 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2009-11-06 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2009-11-07 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Film shots, as promised, added to each of the archives. There are a LOT of negatives that I'll be printing this week. Let me know if you would like a handmade print. I'll even mount it for you, bitches.
--jeff h
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NOV. 8, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-11-07 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
The Samurai Electricians sold out all four shows, and it was one of the best runs we've had! Thanks to every single person who came out to the Tivoli over the last two weeks. You are the reason we keep watching such a horrible movie. There were so many people this year that we might be able to justify more frequent performances or more shows next Halloween. Also thanks to Dale and the entire staff at the Tivoli for their charm, their hospitality ("Horse Brutality?!?"), and for letting us and our/your guests trash such a magnificant St. Louis landmark. We truely enjoy every minute we get to take over your building.
I have a BUNCH of film to develop, scan and post. Stay tuned for archive updates in the next few days. I'm eager to process it, as I'm sure I have some negatives that will keep me working in the darkroom diligently this week.
Oh, and lastly, check out The Dave's art on my stomach...

I still have welts on my stomach. No, seriously.
--jeff h
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NOV. 7, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-11-06 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
I photographed almost the whole show with a bad Speedlite. Turns out one of the contacts is kind of going bad. The flash would fire but the camera wasn't syncing with it. Laaaaaame sandwich. Fortunately I came prepared. However my AE-1P that I've been using lately is on the fritz as well. So is another lens of mine. Hmmmmm. It sucks being poor.
Closing night tonight kiddies!! I'll be playing Brad!!
--jeff h
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NOV. 1, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-10-30 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2009-10-31 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
I also finished up a roll of film both nights so I'll update those archives with more photos when I get off my fat lazy ass and develop it. I ate it hard on the steps last night and now my knee is sore. I was also mouth-raped last night. Two more shows next weekend!!
--jeff h
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OCT. 21, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-10-17 - Mallory's Birthday @ Mid Rivers Bar & Grill
--jeff h
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OCT. 14, 2009
I spent my night making THIS?!?
Check out the results HERE!
--jeff h
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OCT. 12, 2009
The site was down temporarily while I renewed my domain name. Sorry about that. Everything should be in working order soon.
--jeff h
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OCT. 10, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-10-09 - BAMF! @ Fubar
Been laying low in the photo world the last few weeks. A combination of not much to shoot, new classes, and a cast on my right wrist have kept me from doing too much on the computer and with my camera. I'm about to go to the kitchen and saw it off with a steak knife.
...No, Seriously.
--jeff h
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SEP. 21, 2009
UPDATED Archive...
2009-09-19 - Andrea & Justin Reception @ Koch House
As promised, some film shots are at the bottom of the page.
--jeff h
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SEP. 20, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-09-19 - Andrea & Justin Reception @ Koch House
I have some film that I need to develop and post into the 20090919 archive, that will be up in a few days.
Thanks a whole lot to Cheri and Dan and the whole family for your wonderful hospitality. I had a great time and also learned that 483 miles is not that horrible of a drive, espicially if good people are at the end of that long trip. And congratulations to Andrea and Justin. You're a bloody wonderful couple and I do hope there are many happy years ahead of you.
--jeff h
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SEP. 13, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2007-06-16 - 7 Shot Screamers & The Monads @ The Skatium
--jeff h
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SEP. 8, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2007-07-03 - Drinks @ Andy & Gecko's
2007-07-01 - Ice Cream @ Fritz's
2007-06-30 - Drinks @ Stroer House
Coming very close to having everything switched over from my Picasa. I got home from work at 7:00pm and I've been watching Law & Order all night. I'm about as productive as fill dirt.
--jeff h
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SEP. 5, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-09-03 - Drinks @ Playoffs
2007-08-17 - Drinks @ Jen's Place
2007-07-27 - Introducing Lori @ Schlafley Bottleworks
2007-07-15 - NBRBBQ @ Laurel Park
2007-07-14 - Michelle's Wedding @ The Jewelbox
Inglorious Basterds rocked ass! I think Tarantino's next film will probably end up entirely in subtitles.
--jeff h
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SEP. 4, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-08-27 - Open Mic Night @ Picasso's
2009-08-14 - Model Citizen @ The Firebird
2007-10-20 - Greg's 30th Birthday @ Blueberry Hill
2007-10-05 - A Walk Down Zephyr @ Zephyr St.
2007-09-07 - Drinks @ Lori's Place
2007-09-02 - Power Hour @ Andy & David's
2007-08-19 - Dead City Dregs & The Stonecutters @ Creepy Crawl
My apologies to Model Citizen for taking so long to get the August 14 archive up. I was waiting to develop the partial roll of black and white I shot of you, partly because at the time I did not have fresh D76 and partly because I wanted to get another roll shot so I could kill two birds with one stone.
I'm FINALLY going to see Inglorious Basterds tonight. Wooooo!! And also just made plans to see the midnight showing of Pulp Fiction down at the Tivoli on September 12. Rad.
--jeff h
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AUG. 19, 2009
My site is damn near completed. Apparently this is where I'm going to let people know how my life is and such. You know, same old shit like I hate my job at Walgreen's, and you the viewer needs to schedule some shoot time with me so we can both expand our portfolios and essentially save us both from the monotony of our lives. Or maybe something cheerier.
This week I'm shooting a proposed SG set. We'll see how that turns out.
In this spot I will also put my latest additions on the site, such as new dates in the archive and such.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h