AUG. 29, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-08-27 - Dollyrots, The Cliks, & Hunter Valentine @ The Firebird
2010-08-21 - SCDC Vs. Twin Cities @ Omni Sportsplex
2010-08-18 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-07-17 - SCDC Vs. Peoria Push @ Omni Sportsplex
Long time no update. It's a good thing nobody is hanging on my every word. Let alone, I don't know if anyone even reads this. So I can just say whatever I want. To take a page from Family Guy, "I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll get drunk and beat up some midgets."
I'm also doing a couple of aesthetic and functional changes to the site. You'll notice the square, symmetrical thumbnails on some of the new pages. I'm also tweeking a new script that will allow a viewer to click to the next photo in line, rather than x'ing out and clicking on a new one. Stay tuned for some unexciting stuff.
Shipping up to Boston.
--jeff h
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JUL. 21, 2010
New Portfolio Additions...
I've got a bunch to update my place folder as well.
--jeff h
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JUL. 18, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-07-17 - SCDC Vs. Peoria Push @ Omni Sportsplex
Great job last night to both St. Chux Derby Chix and the Peoria Push Derby Dames. It was great fun as always and it very much reaffirms my delight in watching female athletes beat the snot out of each other. Can't wait for more!
I'm playing hockey tonight. Haven't been on the ice in six months. Might die.
--jeff h
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JUL. 16, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-07-15 - Heartsounds @ Fubar
I say I say, Heartsounds' debut in St. Louis last night was a smashing success. I tried my damnedest to maintain a professional demeanor. But hell, I was too damn excited and into it to just stand there and shoot. It's also been a really long time since I've been really excited to see a show. I actually had to shower after the show.
Rabble Rabble Rabble!!
--jeff h
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JUL. 13, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-07-11 - Camping @ Twin Rivers Landing
2010-07-10 - Camping @ Twin Rivers Landing
2010-07-09 - Camping @ Twin Rivers Landing
These are mostly film shots in this archive. I have a new batch editing program that has some cool borders in it. I'm trying that out for the first time. Let me know what you think.
Waiting for Tara to be done with the shower.
--jeff h
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JUN. 15, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-06-12 - Jeff Testing @ Creve Couer Park
Check out what Tara and I did this evening!
Learnding is fun!
--jeff h
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JUN. 13, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-06-12 - SCDC Vs. ARRG Rookies @ Omni Sportsplex
Last night was a lot of fun. Both the St. Chux Derby Chix and the Arch Rival Roller Girls Rookies played a great match and I was thoroughly entertained (as I'm sure the hundreds of other spectators were as well). As always, can't wait for the next bout, because I just can't get enough of chicks beating the tar out of each other derby style.
How in the hell is it 4:00pm already?!
--jeff h
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MAY 27, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-05-26 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
I hate working nine to five.
No funny sign off this time.
--jeff h
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MAY 22, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-05-19 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
I need to be productive today. I also have a few social obligations to attend today. Woe is me.
Smores For Everyone!!
--jeff h
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MAY 17, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-05-15 - BAMF! CD Release Party @ Hot Topic
2010-04-28 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-21 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-18 - St. Chux Derby Chix Exhibition Bout @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-14 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-04-07 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-03-31 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Been TOTALLY neglecting my site lately. Though I don't think anybody is hanging by a thread on what I have to say and show. But yeah. I'm getting ready to embark on a big marketing campaign to promote my work and get some more business. I hate my day job and need to feel like I'm doing something else with my life. Soooo, yeah!
Smores For Everyone!!
--jeff h
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MAR. 20, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-03-18 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-03-17 - Dance Floor Riot @ Pop's
I feel off today.
bleh.
--jeff h
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MAR. 15, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-03-13 - Local Show @ O'Fallon VFW
2010-03-13 - Final Drive @ O'Fallon VFW
2010-03-13 - BAMF! @ O'Fallon VFW
2010-03-10 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-03-03 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
The VFW show on Saturday was effin' intense. I had a great time and got some really good stuff. My apologies to the one band [whose name I'm unsure of] that I didn't get to shoot that night. Ethyl's was calling my name. I shall try and make it up to you.
For those of you who are visiting my page for the first time, thank you for stopping by. Have a look at my portfolio and archives to see what I'm all about. I offer competitive pricing, great quality, quick turnaround, and the amount of content I deliver is better than ANYONE in St. Louis. Seriously. Mail me for more information today!
Fat man with his kids and dog, drove in through the morning fog.
--jeff h
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FEB. 27, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-02-24 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-02-17 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
2010-02-14 - From Mars To Venus Practice @ Utopia Studios
It's really funny when I direct people to my site to see their new photos and I don't post the link. I've been slacking on updates to the archive index and the home page here. I don't think many people will notice anyway. Seth did. But that's it.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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FEB. 10, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-02-10 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Hope I remembered to shoot everyone I was supposed to shoot. And I got a new portfolio shot in this batch. This shot right here, Elizabeth looks like a bad ass!
Containing No Artificial Additives...
--jeff h
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FEB. 3, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-02-03 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
Decided to play around with a few different flashes, second shutter sync, slower shutter speeds to make trails and weird ghostly patterns. Eh. Needs more work.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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JAN. 28, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-01-27 - St. Chux Derby Chix Practice @ Skate Galaxy
A new challenge this evening!! My good friend Elizabeth from the Rocky Horror cast invited me out to St. Chux Derby Chix practice to shoot some photos. The results are much to my liking. I love new stuff to shoot and I love meeting new people. So Score! I flatter myself that I could have a new "official photographer of..." title. I mean, I think they're pretty good. Let me know what you think!
Batteries Not Included.
--jeff h
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JAN. 11, 2010
New Archive Additions...
2010-01-10 - The Look Competition @ Sport Clips Chesterfield
Tara and I had an absolute blast shooting this event. Thank you for having us and we hope to be working with you all again. You were all very easy to work with, and Tara didn't have to smack anyone around to get them back in line. Congratulations to Amy, Cassidee, and Melissa, as well as the rest of the Sport Clips crew.
The link above will take you to the page full of proofs. If ANYONE has any issues, personal or professional, regarding their image being posted on my site, please do not hesitate to contact me and I will take the appropriate action.
High resolution files are available upon request, be it for print or your portfolio(s). I also offer printing services, as it is my day job. Just send me an email and I will get you what you need.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
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JAN. 8, 2010
My 17-85mm is back from a short trip to Virginia for repairs. I have a new shoot through umbrella (only $13). And I have a nice big photo gig on Sunday. All is right in my photo world.
--jeff h
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JAN. 2, 2010
I hope everybody had a fun and safe New Years, and wish you all the best in the 12 months to come. (The well wishing only lasts for the following 12 months. You'll need to renew the wish at the end of the year.)
I never really liked Flickr. Still don't. But since my dad is now posting on Flickr I thought it might be fun to keep up with his work. So I erased my old Flickr and started a new one. I'm currently uploading some of my stuff there now. Most of it is just what you've found on my portfolio here on my site. But yeah. If you'd like to be my friend, be my guest. Just don't expect too much activity from me on there.
http://www.flickr.com/iaremoron
--jeff h
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DEC. 27, 2009
New Portfolio Additions...
My first day off in six days. All I've done today is work on photos, clean up my hardrive, backup files, and watch Flying Circus. And coming up shortly, a Blues game. How glorious.
--jeff h
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DEC. 24, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2008-12-23 - Christmas @ Grandma & Grandpa Hartsock's
2009-12-20 - BAMF! @ Jive & Wail
2009-12-20 - From Mars To Venus Practice @ Utopia Studios
2009-12-18 - Dance Floor Riot @ The Phoenix
2009-12-11 - Basement Show @ The Barn
Happy Holidays, Everybody! I'm working all through the season: Christmas Eve, Christmas morning, and Return-All-The-Shit-I-Didn't-Want Day (the 26th). Holiday pay is good though. I suppose that's my silver lining.
Many Love.
--jeff h
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DEC. 9, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-12-08 - Drinks @ The Babylon
Thank You for all the birthday wishes. This is easily better than last year's birthday. "Five is right OUT!"
--jeff h
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DEC. 6, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-11-08 - From Mars To Venus Practice @ Utopia Studios
2009-12-05 - Men's Wearhouse Holiday Party @ The Millenium
--jeff h
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NOV. 9, 2009
UPDATED Archives...
2009-10-31 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2009-11-06 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2009-11-07 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
Film shots, as promised, added to each of the archives. There are a LOT of negatives that I'll be printing this week. Let me know if you would like a handmade print. I'll even mount it for you, bitches.
--jeff h
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NOV. 8, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-11-07 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
The Samurai Electricians sold out all four shows, and it was one of the best runs we've had! Thanks to every single person who came out to the Tivoli over the last two weeks. You are the reason we keep watching such a horrible movie. There were so many people this year that we might be able to justify more frequent performances or more shows next Halloween. Also thanks to Dale and the entire staff at the Tivoli for their charm, their hospitality ("Horse Brutality?!?"), and for letting us and our/your guests trash such a magnificant St. Louis landmark. We truely enjoy every minute we get to take over your building.
I have a BUNCH of film to develop, scan and post. Stay tuned for archive updates in the next few days. I'm eager to process it, as I'm sure I have some negatives that will keep me working in the darkroom diligently this week.
Oh, and lastly, check out The Dave's art on my stomach...
I still have welts on my stomach. No, seriously.
--jeff h
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NOV. 7, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-11-06 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
I photographed almost the whole show with a bad Speedlite. Turns out one of the contacts is kind of going bad. The flash would fire but the camera wasn't syncing with it. Laaaaaame sandwich. Fortunately I came prepared. However my AE-1P that I've been using lately is on the fritz as well. So is another lens of mine. Hmmmmm. It sucks being poor.
Closing night tonight kiddies!! I'll be playing Brad!!
--jeff h
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NOV. 1, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-10-30 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
2009-10-31 - Rocky Horror Picture Show @ The Tivoli
I also finished up a roll of film both nights so I'll update those archives with more photos when I get off my fat lazy ass and develop it. I ate it hard on the steps last night and now my knee is sore. I was also mouth-raped last night. Two more shows next weekend!!
--jeff h
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OCT. 21, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-10-17 - Mallory's Birthday @ Mid Rivers Bar & Grill
--jeff h
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OCT. 14, 2009
I spent my night making THIS?!?
Check out the results HERE!
--jeff h
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OCT. 12, 2009
The site was down temporarily while I renewed my domain name. Sorry about that. Everything should be in working order soon.
--jeff h
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OCT. 10, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-10-09 - BAMF! @ Fubar
Been laying low in the photo world the last few weeks. A combination of not much to shoot, new classes, and a cast on my right wrist have kept me from doing too much on the computer and with my camera. I'm about to go to the kitchen and saw it off with a steak knife.
...No, Seriously.
--jeff h
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SEP. 21, 2009
UPDATED Archive...
2009-09-19 - Andrea & Justin Reception @ Koch House
As promised, some film shots are at the bottom of the page.
--jeff h
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SEP. 20, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-09-19 - Andrea & Justin Reception @ Koch House
I have some film that I need to develop and post into the 20090919 archive, that will be up in a few days.
Thanks a whole lot to Cheri and Dan and the whole family for your wonderful hospitality. I had a great time and also learned that 483 miles is not that horrible of a drive, espicially if good people are at the end of that long trip. And congratulations to Andrea and Justin. You're a bloody wonderful couple and I do hope there are many happy years ahead of you.
--jeff h
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SEP. 13, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2007-06-16 - 7 Shot Screamers & The Monads @ The Skatium
--jeff h
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SEP. 8, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2007-07-03 - Drinks @ Andy & Gecko's
2007-07-01 - Ice Cream @ Fritz's
2007-06-30 - Drinks @ Stroer House
Coming very close to having everything switched over from my Picasa. I got home from work at 7:00pm and I've been watching Law & Order all night. I'm about as productive as fill dirt.
--jeff h
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SEP. 5, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-09-03 - Drinks @ Playoffs
2007-08-17 - Drinks @ Jen's Place
2007-07-27 - Introducing Lori @ Schlafley Bottleworks
2007-07-15 - NBRBBQ @ Laurel Park
2007-07-14 - Michelle's Wedding @ The Jewelbox
Inglorious Basterds rocked ass! I think Tarantino's next film will probably end up entirely in subtitles.
--jeff h
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SEP. 4, 2009
New Archive Additions...
2009-08-27 - Open Mic Night @ Picasso's
2009-08-14 - Model Citizen @ The Firebird
2007-10-20 - Greg's 30th Birthday @ Blueberry Hill
2007-10-05 - A Walk Down Zephyr @ Zephyr St.
2007-09-07 - Drinks @ Lori's Place
2007-09-02 - Power Hour @ Andy & David's
2007-08-19 - Dead City Dregs & The Stonecutters @ Creepy Crawl
My apologies to Model Citizen for taking so long to get the August 14 archive up. I was waiting to develop the partial roll of black and white I shot of you, partly because at the time I did not have fresh D76 and partly because I wanted to get another roll shot so I could kill two birds with one stone.
I'm FINALLY going to see Inglorious Basterds tonight. Wooooo!! And also just made plans to see the midnight showing of Pulp Fiction down at the Tivoli on September 12. Rad.
--jeff h
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AUG. 19, 2009
My site is damn near completed. Apparently this is where I'm going to let people know how my life is and such. You know, same old shit like I hate my job at Walgreen's, and you the viewer needs to schedule some shoot time with me so we can both expand our portfolios and essentially save us both from the monotony of our lives. Or maybe something cheerier.
This week I'm shooting a proposed SG set. We'll see how that turns out.
In this spot I will also put my latest additions on the site, such as new dates in the archive and such.
Peace. Love. Pinball.
--jeff h
